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"It's jaw dropping... It's awe inspiring... It can only be Max Gau"


This page is under construction. For actual content, follow me on twitter so I can put "social media influencer" on my résumé.

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This was heavily inspired by Kate Wagner's Neocities page, along with her justifications for doing so. It's good, folks. But I'm not a 90s kid—I don't pretend to be. So instead of accurately fitting within the cultural context of one decade, I deliberately chose to do whatever just felt right to me. It is not wise to go with your gut. Sometimes, you must suck it up and download a color palette.

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the fewer people that see this mess, the better